Networking Coordinator Pillows

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Geek fairies

Computer monitor for a head.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Terry had a computer bug.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'