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Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'