Network Administrator Pillows

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Internet Security

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."

Computer virus

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'We conscientiously backed up everything, except the tech who knows how to restore the backup.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Oh great Oz, are you saying we don't need a mainframe?"

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'And I think you'll be very impressed with the new network security system we just installed!'

'Don't open that attachment!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Good news, your server is still up!'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

Insecure computer information.