Net Guardian Mugs

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Computer Crimes

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"The nominees"

Preserve these Wetlands.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'