Nesting Specialist Mugs

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Feline Evolution.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Nest Accessories.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.