Nesting Specialist Mugs

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'