Nesting Expert Mugs

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Nest Accessories.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'