Nesting Site Scout Pillows

'Breeding season is short, dear- pick a nest branch.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'How long's he been out there?'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Peace on Earth