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'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

She can come out to play, but it might take a while.

Oh, quit grumbling and let her have a slumber party.

'Congratulations Mrs Petrov. You are expecting quintuplets!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Early Piety

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

The Sleeping Congregation.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cyber Dream

Child with doll in the sea

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."