Nesting Doll Enthusiast Gifts

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'Congratulations Mrs Petrov. You are expecting quintuplets!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Early Piety

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Dollphins

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Cyber Dream

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Child with doll in the sea

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Man and bird

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Starter Homes

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."