Nest Admirer Mugs

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Snow is falling...

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Knights

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Pizza at the Round Table

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Book Shop.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.