Nervous Novice Strategist Prints

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Success

What's your exit strategy?

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Cat Trap,

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Tough group."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

'Your first trial?'

War and War

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"We always take one piece out."

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.