Nervous Encourager T-Shirts

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

High Five

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'Go ahead, take a number - you deserve one!'

'When you finally decided to communicate, neither of you said anything worth listening to?'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

Foot in ice cube.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

"Keep going, you got this."

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

I can give this speech. People want to hear my speech. I'll put one word after the next, and before I know it, I'll be giving a speech. Self-motivational speaker.

'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'