Nerf Fan Pillows

'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Gangster's To-Do List

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

When beavers dream.

'What training do I get?'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Fashion week

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

'You're doing it wrong!'

'It's for you.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

Baby World Leaders

"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'I am undressed'

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

Mickey Spillane in the alley.

They used the Good Small Business Coach, Bad Small Business Coach Approach.