Nerf Fan Pillows

'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

When beavers dream.

'What training do I get?'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Fashion week

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

Baby World Leaders

'You're doing it wrong!'

'It's for you.'

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'I am undressed'

Mickey Spillane in the alley.

They used the Good Small Business Coach, Bad Small Business Coach Approach.

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"