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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

The Jung and the Restless.

Soap Opera

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.