Nemesis Narrator Pillows

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

American Idle.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"We need a union!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'