Neighbourhood Watcher Pillows

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"Do you have any tragedy? All I've got at home is time."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Interrupted Shower.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."