Neighbourhood Watch Pillows

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'