Neighbourhood Peacekeeper T-Shirts

"You should see who's replaced our neighbours from Hell!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Noise Pollution

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

The Arab Autumn

Aleppo vs. Russia

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"We never fight anymore."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'