Neighborly Nitpicker Prints

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

The Food Free Food Aisle

Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

'It's the dog next door for you!'

"That family up the road who you're always trying to keep up with - she's left him."

'Doctor, I couldn't see my neighbour properly today...'

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

As luck would have it, the Lafontants and the Murrays found each other endlessly fascinating.

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

"It's Jason from next door. Do we want to buy the transcript of last night's argument?"