Neighborly Jokester Pillows

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Clandestine cows.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

Acme Flyswatters.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"He can't be very good, look at his face."

"Sister Maria has a bet every day...she has a habit!"

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'