Neighborly Competition Mugs

"That does it! - if the Anderson's have the bomb, then we have to have it too..!!!"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Men painting red and white.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Squash Partners.

'Miaow??'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

Keeping up with the jones

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

Dueling Christmas Lights

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Our Village Industrial Competition.