Neighborhood Watch Champion Pillows

'I always kept up with my neighbors, the Joneses. I followed them down the path to bankruptcy.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."