Neighborhood Tycoon Pillows

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'He's precocious.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Home for the Holidays

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Just Merged.

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Cultivating money.

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"