Neighborhood Transformation Pillows

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Progress.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Robinia Floribunda

Town follows the snow plough.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

Mountain Bike tracks.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."