Neighborhood Rebel Prints

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'John... is that a collar?'

Interrupted Shower.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Dueling Christmas Lights

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

"You're not from around here, are you?"