Neighborhood Daredevil Prints

"They're fun and simple to use. The lady next door just brought one in fact"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Interrupted Shower.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

The maintaining different types of fence.