Neighborhood Nomad Pillows

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Progress.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Urban Life.

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Interrupted Shower.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'