Neighborhood Involvement T-Shirts

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'John... is that a collar?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Robinia Floribunda

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Miaow??'

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Cycle Lane

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Neighborhood hygiene

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Snow Plowing

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'