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"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Arizona In Black

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

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'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Policing the Police

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'John... is that a collar?'

Mums at play group.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."

"Tough group."

Noise Pollution

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."