Neighbor's Day Pillows

'I hate to bother you, but I ran short of a few things.'

'I asked for a cup of sugar.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'John... is that a collar?'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"This is the worst parade ever."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Snow Plowing

How does she get her grass so green?

Blower wars.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'