Negotiation Fan Pillows

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Are we us or them?'

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

Eureka

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'My final offer.'

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'