Negotiation Buff Prints

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

Exit talks begin.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Changing Minds

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Have your people call my people."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."