Negotiating A Job Offer T-Shirts

'I need to be properly appraised. If I'm going to sell out, I want full market value.'

'Before you start negotiating for your client. I should remind you.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Changing Minds

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Is this about your raise?"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'