Needlework Newbie T-Shirts

Sharing Interests. Husband has taken up knitting.

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Pandemic Orphans

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"How may I hurt you?"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Maid with her sewing basket

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'You just continue to grow.'