Needlepoint Buddy Prints

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'