Needle-threader Pillows

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Quilting Bee.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Maid with her sewing basket

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'