Necromancy T-Shirts

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Fish talking about fisherman

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I have grave news."

Palm Reading

Knitting is Knirvana.

A prediction.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Inventions

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"People extra suck"

'International knitting: 100m final.'

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Doctors playing a friendly game of Darts with Syringes for Darts.

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

Falling in Love Over Sewing