Neck Pain Veteran Mugs

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

"Too hard?"

Hazard of texting

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"I hate the wide screen, but it's good exercise for my neck."

'This is going to be a level three.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Free neck massages.

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

'Pardon my back.'

Before I can get back to work, I have to get my back to work!

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'