Ncaa Enthusiast Prints

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Tax What?!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"Ain't it great to be back on campus again?"

Binge Drinking On Campus.