Navy Seals Prints

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Servicemen.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Admiral in the bath.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Iron clad sailors

Seals on Wheels

Sinking Oil Tanker

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

People of Courage

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."