Navy Seals Prints

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Servicemen.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology

Your Country Needs MOO!

Admiral in the bath.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Seals on Wheels

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

People of Courage

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Sinking Oil Tanker

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'