Navy Humor Lovers Prints

'Egads! I must have been sick last night.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Ad Valorem

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Pirate Doctor

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'