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'Oh, just drive around it. The GPS is never wrong.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

The Corporate Rat.

Island of Lost Guys.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Number Phobia.

You Are Here

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

Recalculating!

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Oh shut up."