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'Oh, just drive around it. The GPS is never wrong.'

The Life of Pi

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Recalculating!

The Corporate Rat.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Number Phobia.

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Oh shut up."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Recalculating!