Navigational Misadventure Fans Prints

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

Fishing boat.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'First time skiing?'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'I see lot's of water...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

A Mother-to-be Boat wearing a Baby arrow here T-shirt saying Dinghy

Man - 'Done any Pirating lately me heartie' Reply - 'Narrh, me darn cd burner's on the blink'

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"Other pirates were unaware of Barnacle Jack's side hustle. Aarrr... will ye have one scoop or two?"

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"

'The lad is the spittin' image of ye, Cap'n.'

"It ran amok."

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Gay Pride.