Navigation Nut Mugs

One way only.

'You are here' backwards in a mirror.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

You are here.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'