Navigating Offices T-Shirts

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

You are here.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'You are here.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Sturm & Drang

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Minister's File

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'In, out, fiddling.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

Accountancy