Navigating Offices T-Shirts

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

You are here.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'You are here.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Sturm & Drang

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

Minister's File

Accountancy

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Bureaucratic castle

'In, out, fiddling.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."