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"Baldo...me and you...well, we've never been that serious. I mean, we hardly see each other anymore, especially since you got that job."

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

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"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

First love.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

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'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."