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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Smartphone Sonogram

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Sorry Mrs Jones, but they're unlikely to raise the age to 13.'

Mistaken identity.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"