Naval Stories Pillows

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Remote control pirate bully

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Destroyers"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Victorian Royal Navy

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

U Boat

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Suez canal blocking.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Exempli Gratia.

USS Party Time.