Nautical Newbie Mugs

Man raised flag of drowning women.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Pirate

Fishing boat.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Battery Lighthouse

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'