Nautical Natterer Pillows

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate